It’s been a few years since Jessica Alba really hit the beach, but she now looks absolutely stunning with husband Cash Warren in tow. Of course, let’s not be unnecessarily insulting (like some men have managed to do already) and state that Alba looks great “for a mother.” Hell, lots of mothers stay in damn good shape, so shut the hell up with your stereotypical nonsense and go sit on the porch, crack open a beer, and rub your own belly, why don’t you? Let’s just say that Alba looks amazing as a matter of fact with no sexist qualifications necessary.

Although it’s such a pity that Alba still can’t manage to act for shit.

Imagery: Hollywood Tuna