These posters for the upcoming season of the CW network’s “Melrose Place” reboot have been giving me absolute fits. While the manniquins actors appear to mimick tableau vivant, they really only pull off the disinterested-by-way-of-stupidity look. Could these people possibly be less interested in fucking each other? It’s a bloody soap opera, for crying out loud. One thing is certain, however, which is that Ashlee Simpson simply must be a better actress than singer. Botox be damned.
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I am f_cking dying to see this.
No desire whatsoever to watch it, but it does make me long for a handful of glorious twentysomething ass.
Well, I thnk that’s *exactly* why Flea can’t wait to see it.
I kinda just want to force ASimp to eat a damn sandwich. Didn’t she have spawn? Shouldn’t she have a *little* bit of meat on her bones?
Oh.
I see.
So, this time they will have actual hookers as characters.
AB: until they invent grope-o-vision, I’m still not watching it.