Now, that’s a sexy not-honeymoon. Spencer “Fake” Pratt, Heidi “Even Faker” Montag, and her pair of fake boobs have return from their not-honeymoon in Mexico. As one can see, the two douchebags are wearing masks in an attempt to curtail the airborne swine flu. However, since these mannequins are entirely unaccustomed to the concept known as reality, these masks just might be fake too. Oh, and it looks like Heidi’s fly may be open, but it’s really hard to tell. You know, fake jeans and whatnot.























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Is her fly open?
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Two fake boobs, two real boobs.