The UK Inglourious Basterds premiere appears to have gone off without a hitch but for the fact that some major players were sorely missed. In attendance were Quentin Tarantino (and his, uh, hands), Diane Kruger (and her gorgeous legs), Omar Doom (and his chiseled jawline), Christoph Waltz (and his awesomeness), and non-Basterd Mickey Rourke (w/an obligatory Toni Basil reference). So, where were the other Basterds?
Most certainly, Eli Roth was gearing up for Saturday’s sneak peak at Comic-Con. The others left themselves wide open to a healthy dose of speculation, and, with that in mind, it’s safe to assume that Til Schweiger was liberating villages, plundering thighs, and whatnot. As for Brad Pitt, he was quite possibly allowing Shiloh and Zahara to paint his nails while having a nice cuppa. And he won’t be seen in public again until the Sharpie™-drawn mustache finally wears off.
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