Those of us”’of you, rather; “you” is the word I was looking for”’who are dateless this Valentine”’s Day can take some small consolation in knowing there”’s someone out there who”’s even less popular. In an online poll of 5000 Australians asked to pick their fantasy partner for a romantic Valentine”’s getaway, David Hasselhoff placed dead last. The top choice of the Aussies (who seem to be a pretty faithful bunch) was ”’my partner,”? but Eva Longoria, Maria Sharapova, and Johnny Depp were all pretty popular. Considerably less popular were David Koch and Andrew O”’Keefe (Australian TV hosts), not to mention ”’that guy on the train in the morning,”? who each got one percent of the vote. That”’s not much, but it”’s definitely better than the Hoff”’s total vote count of zero.
I don”’t know about the rest of you losers, but that makes me feel a lot better. Tonight I”’m going to go home and sit alone in the dark, watching Knight Rider episodes and laughing my ass off.
(Via Oh No They Didn”’t.)
