Kanye West might or might not be a decent musician (frankly, I think all the stuff these kids today listen to just sounds like noise), but he’s never been accused of being a deep thinker. However, his latest comments are a little off the charts even by his own high standards. Speaking in the February issue of Vibe, Kanye revealed that: a) he thinks he has too damn many fans; b) he is deeply, mystifyingly jealous of Bjork; and, c) he wants to pose nude. These thoughts are slightly–very slightly–less random than they appear, but not much smarter:

I want the freedom of having less fans. It’s like the freedom of having less money. If you have less money, you have less responsibility. It’s like Bjork. If she wanted to pose naked, you’d be like, ‘Oh, that’s Bjork.’ But if I wanted to pose naked, people would draw all type of things into it. I definitely feel like, in the next however many years, if I work out for two months, that I’ll pose naked.”

God bless Kanye West. That direct drive between his mouth and the first random thought to enter his head makes him the Joe Biden of hip-hop. Although the notion of Kanye making arty, Bjork-like videos where he spends a lot of time prancing around naked is pretty entertaining. And it would definitely drive off a lot of those pesky fans.