Hint: He thinks Brad Pitt is a moron too.

Apparently The Donald isn’t as on top of things as the rest of the celebrity gawking world is, or maybe he’s just a bit slow, we report you deride.

Anyhoo, The Donald is amazed that Brad Pitt has found a way to keep from marrying Angelina Jolie and to keep the nagging at bay. How you ask, oh how soon you forget, Brad pulled off the stunt by saying he won’t marry Angelina until EVERYONE can legally marry. This of course left The Donald baffled. Is Brad Pitt a Gay Activist or an Evil Genius?

Obviously, Brad is trying to be a social activist and make a point about dropping the restrictions on who is allowed to get married and who isn’t in this country. Or at least that’s what he wants people to think. Maybe he’s just come up with an excellent way to stay a bachelor.

It makes him look really concerned about the plight of other people. Yet at the same time, he doesn’t have to get married. This guy is smarter than I thought.

Brad has to be pretty smart, he managed to do what millions, possibly billions of men (and a large number of women) worldwide have only wetdreamed of doing and knocked-up Angelina Jolie, so the guy can’t be too much of a dummy and he’s got the mad pitching woo skillz.

The most disturbing part though is that The Donald has had a blog for over a year now at Trump University and I hadn’t noticed the oh so evident source of ridicule. Of course the find also leaves me wondering why The Donald’s institute of higher learning doesn’t have the .edu extension.

Expect to see more of The Donald in the weeks to follow.