Oh, this is good. In the larger scheme of things, Donald Trump”””s decision to keep party girl Tara Conner as Miss USA was only microscopically more important than that nasty catfight in the Miss Hawaiian Tropic regional semifinals. We covered it, because trivial is what we”””re all about. But Rosie O”””Donnell took it a little more seriously. She had a few pungent comments about the notion of Donald Trump as guardian of morals on Wednesday”””s View:

“Left the first wife, had an affair, left the second wife, had an affair. Had kids both times, but he’s the moral compass for 20-year-olds in America,” O’Donnell said to roars of audience laughter. “Donald, sit and spin, my friend.”

Rosie also suggested The Donald was “sort of like one of those, you know, snake oil salesmen in ‘Little House on the Prairie.’” (Never watched the show, so for all I know she might be onto something here.)

Bad idea, Rosie. Just as you Don”””t Hassle the Hoff, you shouldn’t Trifle with the Trump, and Donald proved it with the nastiest takedown since the ”””firecrotch””? incident. Blessedly, it’s all captured on video. Trump starts off by describing Rosie as ”””disgusting, both inside and out,””? and ends by threatening a lawsuit that will ”””reach into her fat-ass pockets and take some of her money.””? And along the way he makes some really hurtful comments. Basically, he sounds like a less shitfaced Brandon Davis, with less grease and a worse comb-over.

This battle is like the Bizarro World version of Alien vs. Predator: whoever loses, we all win. Drop whatever you”””re doing and watch the whole video, right this minute. Believe me, you won”””t regret it.

(Via Defamer.)