Moderately talented chav weirdo Amy Winehouse is a veritable goldmine of excessive self-disclosure. She’s already told us that she’s not above slapping herself around when she’s drunk, but now it appears a drunken Amy might not be much fun for anyone else, including her husband. “I’m either a really good drunk or I’m an out-and-out s***, horrible, violent, abusive, emotional drunk,” the “Rehab” singer said in a recent interview. “I’ll beat up Blake when I’m drunk. I don’t think I’ve ever bruised him, but I do have my way. If he says one thing I don’t like then I’ll chin him.”

This isn’t exactly newsgetting drunk and fighting a lot is more or less Article One in the Chavette Code of Conduct. The real news here is that Amy’s husband Blake Fielder-Civil has such a Clay Aiken-esque level of wimpitude that he’ll let himself get kicked around by an anorexic crack-elf. This does not speak well for the current state of British manhood. How the hell did these people ever conquer half the world, anyway?