Yep, that’s the 2009 version of Andrew Ridgeley, and for some reason it’s even more disturbing than Tawny Kitaen’s arrest photos. According to the article, Ridgeley is married to one of the girls from Bananarama. They weren’t overwhelmingly talented, but they were cute and seemed sufficiently slutty and undiscriminating that a guy like me could fantasize about having a shot at them. I’m perfectly happy not to know how the last twenty years have treated her. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to curl up in the corner and listen to some nice depressing songs by Depeche Mode, who are probably all middle-aged balding fatties these days.

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