By now everyone’s heard of Jodie Marsh’s latest greatest ensemble, although sadly she doesn’t mention it on her blog. She does mention that she recently bought a trampoline. Think about that. She’s also recently appeared on a show called Celebrities in Therapy. (Can we send Star Jones?) She also got ripped at a party, after which

we sat drinking Pimms & talking about head-messing things like: is there life on other planets? Where does the universe stop? Does it stop, or does it just go on forever?

Then Jodie riffs on one of her pet peeves: celebrity wannabes.

There was a girl at the football party who basically looks like a man in drag. She’s about 7 ft tall with the biggest wig you’ve ever seen plopped on her head & she goes out in nothing but bra & knickers all the time. Basically she’s trying to get famous but doesn’t realize it takes a lot more than just going out in your underwear to do it!

Apparently, this no-talent slag has been telling people she & Jodie are rivals:

Oh my god! What an absolute deluded nutter! The girl isn’t one bit famous, I still don’t even know her name to this day & there certainly isn’t any rivalry.  I wish people like that would just leave me out of their desperate attempts to get famous. I didn’t get famous off anyone else’s back, I got there myself after years of working at it!