Paris Hilton has many, many annoying traits, but one of the worst is her aura of seeming invulnerability. Granted, that image took a hit with the jail time she served last month, but in general Paris gives the impression that no matter how boorishly, how sluttishly, or how obnoxiously she might act, she’ll never pay the price for her misbehavior. Well, the bill just came due, and it’s a big one: $60 million, more or less. That’s how much Paris stood to inherit in her Grandfather Barron’s will, and that’s how much she won’t be getting now that Barron has decided to disinherit Paris and the rest of his descendants, largely as a consequence of Paris’ public behavior. Jerry Oppenheimer, author of a chronicle of the clan called House of Hilton, commented: “He was, and is, extremely embarrassed by how the name of Hilton has been sullied by Paris. He doesn’t want to leave unearned wealth to his family.”

Luckily, Paris has other irons in the fire: a sixth season of The Simple Life, an upcoming animated series, her celebrity fragrance, and lots of other classy projects. In fact, Paris just landed a role in Repo! The Genetic Opera. Don’t let the title fool you: this project is much worse than it sounds. Directed by Darren Lynn Bousman, who directed Saws II and III, Repo is the musical tale of a nightmarish future where the evil Genco Corporation sends around repo men to remove genetically modified organs from living people. I smell Oscar all over this one.