Comments on: The High Cost of Being Paris Hilton http://agentbedhead.com/index.php/archive/the-high-cost-of-being-paris-hilton/ Dirty Fingernails Firmly On The Pulse Fri, 01 Jul 2011 16:26:51 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: rlr260 http://agentbedhead.com/index.php/archive/the-high-cost-of-being-paris-hilton/#comment-10054 rlr260 Tue, 31 Jul 2007 14:18:12 +0000 http://agentbedhead.com/index.php/archive/the-high-cost-of-being-paris-hilton/#comment-10054 Yeah, that movie sounds like a steaming pile of crap. I hear Paul Sorvino is supposed to play her father. I hope he makes a ton of money on it. That may be the only saving grace for his participation in it. Yeah, that movie sounds like a steaming pile of crap. I hear Paul Sorvino is supposed to play her father. I hope he makes a ton of money on it. That may be the only saving grace for his participation in it.

]]> By: Excuses are like Assholes… « Dick’s Sac Shack http://agentbedhead.com/index.php/archive/the-high-cost-of-being-paris-hilton/#comment-10053 Excuses are like Assholes… « Dick’s Sac Shack Tue, 31 Jul 2007 05:35:20 +0000 http://agentbedhead.com/index.php/archive/the-high-cost-of-being-paris-hilton/#comment-10053 [...] blog I will occasionally comment at is Agent Bedhead. I do enjoy mocking and laughing at retarded celebrities. And, in my imagination, AB's a hottie. Doesn't really matter if she is or not though. It's [...] [...] blog I will occasionally comment at is Agent Bedhead. I do enjoy mocking and laughing at retarded celebrities. And, in my imagination, AB’s a hottie. Doesn’t really matter if she is or not though. It’s [...]

]]> By: Flea http://agentbedhead.com/index.php/archive/the-high-cost-of-being-paris-hilton/#comment-10052 Flea Tue, 31 Jul 2007 02:55:04 +0000 http://agentbedhead.com/index.php/archive/the-high-cost-of-being-paris-hilton/#comment-10052 Which goes to show, as I have been saying all along, Paris has earned her money. Which goes to show, as I have been saying all along, Paris has earned her money.

]]> By: John Stansbury http://agentbedhead.com/index.php/archive/the-high-cost-of-being-paris-hilton/#comment-10051 John Stansbury Tue, 31 Jul 2007 02:53:02 +0000 http://agentbedhead.com/index.php/archive/the-high-cost-of-being-paris-hilton/#comment-10051 Okay, so I saw part of that story earlier today, but had no idea the <em>rest</em> of the youngin's were getting bounced because of Paris. Know what this makes me think? Really? Grandpa's a selfish jerk. Yeah, I'm blaming the grandparent on this one. Here's why: gramps is gonna send out some serious coin when he passes on from this mortal coil. When he's dead, the bulk of that goes to his mega-corporation, not the youngins. Only now, that money's going to charity. Just exactly like what would happen if a corporation were getting a massive lump of cash when the geezer passes on. Remember when Moneybags Turner sold his Turner empire? Gave $2bigguns' to the UN. Donated, in fact. Oddly enough, that $2 billion dollar donation and, trust me folks, he had no idea this was going to happen just happened to cover his taxes for the sale. Yeah, tax writeoff. Grandpa's doing it for Hilton, Inc, not because he cares. If he really cared, he'd just kick the only Hilton who's not gonna be hurting by losing the fortune. Okay, so I saw part of that story earlier today, but had no idea the rest of the youngin’s were getting bounced because of Paris.

Know what this makes me think? Really? Grandpa’s a selfish jerk. Yeah, I’m blaming the grandparent on this one. Here’s why: gramps is gonna send out some serious coin when he passes on from this mortal coil. When he’s dead, the bulk of that goes to his mega-corporation, not the youngins.

Only now, that money’s going to charity. Just exactly like what would happen if a corporation were getting a massive lump of cash when the geezer passes on.

Remember when Moneybags Turner sold his Turner empire? Gave $2bigguns’ to the UN. Donated, in fact. Oddly enough, that $2 billion dollar donation and, trust me folks, he had no idea this was going to happen just happened to cover his taxes for the sale.

Yeah, tax writeoff. Grandpa’s doing it for Hilton, Inc, not because he cares. If he really cared, he’d just kick the only Hilton who’s not gonna be hurting by losing the fortune.

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