Forbes Magazine has published its annual list of which young stars whored themselves out for the most cash. The list is limited to those those aged twenty-five and younger:
Athletes:
LeBron James (21) - Earnings: $26 million
Maria Sharapova (19) - Earnings: $19 million
Serena Williams (25) - Earnings: $10 million
Michelle Wie (17) - Earnings: $17 million
Actresses:
Scarlett Johansson (21) - Earnings: $16 million
Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen (20) - Earnings: $40 million
Personalities:
Paris Hilton (25) - Earnings $7 million
Nicole Richie (25) - Earnings: $2 million
Obviously, it’s difficult to consider the Olsen twins to be actresses since their only successful acting ventures were essentially comprised of acting like themselves. The only recent bit of acting that either twin has accomplished was Mary-Kate’s stint as a high-paid extra in Factory Girl. Mary-Kate and Ashley should, um, stick with their convincing status as fashion icons.
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Heh. You said “stick”.
Hahahaaaa. Thanks, Brian. You always crack me up.
Though I am easily amused, so perhaps this means we’re both defective.
you’d think the olsens would spare $5 a peice for a double-double with fries…
I have no f’n idea which twin is which, but what’s the deal with them? This is the first picture of them I’ve seen where one of them has clothes that appear to be the correct size. Why the hell are they always dressed like f’n hobos, with 12 inches of layers weighting down their frail little bodies and enormous bug-eyed sunglasses? They not only look even more anorexic that way, they look like little old ladies.
And are they permanently attached to each other? Do they go anywhere without the other, ever?
They’re fucking weird. Scary weird.
BTW, what the hell do Paris & Nicole do these days to earn that kind of money???? Is that just Daddy’s money?
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