I guess you really can’t go home again. Visiting the Baywatch set for the first time since the show (mercifully) shut down for good in 2001, David Hasselhoff was stunned when some young punk failed to recognize him and insisted he pay the full $7.00 that NBC charges tourists (aka chumps) who want to visit the historic landmark. The Hoff was heard to complain mournfully: “Man, I used to own this beach.”
Let this be a lesson to all you non-young-punks out there. Do not fail to recognize the Hoff. Respect his achievements. Grant him the respect he deserves. To aid in this process, Agent Bedhead (a widely known, if deeply closeted, fan of the Hoff) passed on this link to every Hasselhoff video in existence. Amazingly, they managed to overlook “Hooked on a Feeling,” the absolute pinnacle of the Hoff’s recording career. Watch this thing even once, and your eyeballs will be ruined for all lesser purposes.
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Agent Bedhead (a widely known, if deeply closeted, fan of the Hoff) You are so gonna burn for that.
Yeah, Phin, I’m guessing she didn’t read the text.
Hey now. I’m not about to censor you two. As co-bloggers, you have every right to post whatevah you want!
Please remember, however, that I’m perfectly capable of quasi-revenge.
I’m so sad at your disrespect for the Hoff.
Well, maybe not sad, just amused.
Well, maybe not amused, just waiting for the next installment?
That was me. He pays the same, just like everyone else. No such thing as a free lunch, Hoff-boy. Then for good measure, I threw him down a flight of stairs, took his money, threw away his ID and credit cards, doused him in cheap rot-gut gin, and called the cops about a drunken old delusional homeless guy scaring off the paying customers. They came and took him, I guess to a homeless shelter, or maybe just threw him off a cliff.