There’s a certain type of movie horror that spends most of the film drawing nearer and nearer, and all the while no one even acknowledges it’s there. Only when it’s right in your face, gagging you with its corpse-fetid breath, do people finally realize they knew it was coming all along; they just couldn’t bear to face the reality of its existence. In a meta sort of way, Reality Horror Night, a horror movie about reality TV, more than fits the bill. The film puts real-life reality TV contestants in a situation where they can kill or be killed for $1,000,000, and stars…. Let’s just step away and let the press release speak for itself:

Destiney Moore from VH1′s Rock of Love, Erik Chopin Winner of NBC’s The Biggest Loser, Frenchy from VH1′s Rock of Love, Gina Lynn from Howard TV On Demand’s Wack Pack At The Christy’s Farm, Robert Smith from VH1′s I Want to Work for Diddy, Elizabeth Gasinski from NBC’s Momma’s Boy, Gary Garver as featured on the Howard Stern Show, Danielle Depietro from MTV’s True-Life, Joseph Gannascoli from The Sopranos / VH1′s Celebrity Fit Club, Paul Grassi from ABC’s The Mole, Billy Garcia from NBC’s Survivor, Ty White from CBS’s The Amazing Race and Matthew Underwood from Zoey 101.

Thirteen–count’em, thirteen–reality TV stars, all jammed into the same fun ‘n’ fright-filled outing. This has “major theatrical release” written… well, no place near it, actually. More likely it will show up on SpikeTV as the pilot for So You Think Reality Horror Night Will Jump-Start Your Career, a show that will achieve fourth-dimension levels of meta and make A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila look marginally classy. Okay, I lied. Nothing could A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila look classy.