…and so am I.

Ladies have you dreamed of snacking your way to larger chesticles? Imagine something growing, instead of your ass. Well, finally your prayers have been answered.

The makers of F-Cup Cookies claim women can increase their breast size by eating two of these cookies a day. Each biscuit is said to contain 50mg of a breast-enhancing herb. No indication has been given as to how many days it take to eat your way to an F cup, or what size your ass will grow to as you snack your way to a bigger bosom. Obviously the very idea of breast-enhancing cookies is ridiculous. Surely everyone knows F-Cup Cookie is the name of a famous Japanese porn star.

You have Slashfood to thank for this find.

More boobily goodness after the jump.

First they added chesticles to the anime girls on their mouse pads. Now, they’ve latched on to the Americana theme of super-sizing everything. I present to you Boob Pillows: