More than three years after she and Brad Pitt separated, Jennifer Aniston has been looking like a contender for the endurance record in the category of most agonizingly extended rebound ever. But this unhappy chapter of her life might finally be drawing to a close. By all accounts she’s deliriously happy in her new romance with John Mayer—partly for the singer’s simple, basic, manly qualities, but also because the guy is some kind of Kama Sutra demon of lust in the sack. Specifically, he’s much better than Brad Pitt. Sit on that and spin, Angelina Jolie.

“Jennifer is calling John the best-ever lover,” an ‘insider’ (pardon the pun) tells that esteemed news source The National Enquirer. “In fact, she can’t stop raving about his skills between the sheets - insisting the sex with him is way better than it was with Brad during their four-and-a-half-year marriage”.

Star Magazine offers some lurid details of John’s inventive lovemaking, which are either perfectly true or a peek into the fantasy sex life of a Star Magazine reporter. Still, life with John isn’t all, umm, peaches and cream. One of John’s jilted lovers (*koff*Jessica Simpson*koff*) is warning Jen that this is John’s SOP—to lavish affection and romance on his partner right up to the point when his congenital ADD kicks in and some new woman/shiny object grabs his attention. Still, it sounds fun while it lasts. Hopefully Jennifer will make the most of it.