Although Heather Graham may very well be one of the loveliest (and relatively natural) beauties to grace Hollywood red carpets, this cannot last forever.
You see, Miss Graham will eventually tip over, fall into the Pacific ocean, and never be seen nor heard from ever again. When this happens, just remember that you heard it here first, bitches.
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I never noticed that before! Too funny.
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Good eye. And the heels are probably just adding to the instability. Very alarming.
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It all her brains. They too heavy to hold up!
Ordinarily, I would suggest that it’s insecurity when she taking a photo by herself but I don’t know if that’s the case here.
I’m going with the fact that she’s a very thin and essentially stick straight girl who might be attempting to create a waist and more curves by exaggerating her hips.
That or, she’s just goofy as hell.
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