It must be truly exhausting to squeeze Britney Spears into absurdly tight jeans, prep her for photos, and then run about five hundred filters on the images themselves. The folks at Allure Magazine did just that, and if they ever awaken from their Britney-induced sleep of death, they must be heartily congratulated for making her look like a completely different person.
Squished boobs are hot. If you’re into that sort of thing, many more shots are available here.
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Damn. They actually made her look human. If I didn’t know that was Brit, I might have wanted some. I thought this quote most amusing:
“She looked damn cute with short hair,” Danilo said. “She should bleach it out and just be the fierce new Britney.”
Britney the punk chick rocker-wannabe?
first off this girl just needs to go somewhere and dissappear. i’m TIRED of hearing about this bitch and seeing her is even worse. she’s never going to come back. and strike me down if she ever does. i could stand to not listen to her music anymore or see her lip sing her way around the world. and her poor children. i seriosly wonder how mentally unstable they’re going to be when they become old enough to understand what she is. i really think she needs to take into account how her kids are going to react when they look back and see their mother’s crotch on the internet. i’d be scarred for life!! GROW UP! that’s what she needs to learn. oh and to actually wear clothes would be helpful to the world as well.
Damn, Britney is always keeping us guessing about what crazy-ass stunt she’s gonna pull next.
Such a trainwreck, I can’t possibly look away.
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