In what could arguably be the greatest editorial oversight by a skin magazine, the alleged readers of FHM magazine have apparently voted 27-year-old Kimberly Stewart to be the world’s most eligible bachelorette.
Stewart grabs this coveted title from fellow listmakers Carmen Electra, Scarlett Johansson, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Nicky Hilton, Lydia Hearst-Shaw, Gisele Bundchen, the Bush twins, Britney Spears (?), and Kate Moss.
We could remind you that “most eligible” is synonymous with “most available,” “most single,” “most unwed,” or even “most in need of bag over head during sex,” but for the sake of brevity, we will just say that Rod Stewart doesn’t make a very attractive woman. Below are the obligatory bikini pics for those who haven’t eaten in the past hour or so:
Images: IDLYITW
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Is it just me, or does that bikini bottom look a lot like a diaper? A bunched, ragged diaper, but a diaper nonetheless.
Most unfortunate choice…
I guess the readership of FHM is limited to crackheads and mental patients.
Good god, she’s got the ugliest ass I’ve ever seen.
And yes, that “bikini bottom” does very much resemble a diaper of sorts. Very appropriate since she looks like crap in it.
Yikes. I love small boobs, but prefer them on someone who has eaten a meal in the last week.
She really ought to use some of dad’s money on a personal trainer or, at least, a beach cover-up.
It’s painfully obvious that the chick has never, ever, stooped to pick up anything. Even one lunge a day would make a difference when you’re that far gone.
Clearly, having servants wait on you hand and foot is very bad for your figure.
That’s why I don’t have any.
It’s a health thing. Really.
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