In what could arguably be the greatest editorial oversight by a skin magazine, the alleged readers of FHM magazine have apparently voted 27-year-old Kimberly Stewart to be the world’s most eligible bachelorette.
Stewart grabs this coveted title from fellow listmakers Carmen Electra, Scarlett Johansson, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Nicky Hilton, Lydia Hearst-Shaw, Gisele Bundchen, the Bush twins, Britney Spears (?), and Kate Moss.
We could remind you that “most eligible” is synonymous with “most available,” “most single,” “most unwed,” or even “most in need of bag over head during sex,” but for the sake of brevity, we will just say that Rod Stewart doesn’t make a very attractive woman. Below are the obligatory bikini pics for those who haven’t eaten in the past hour or so: