So I guess Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are getting married in Italy this weekend. It also seems that Tom decided not to invite Oprah to the wedding, despite that fact that he felt perfectly comfortable jumping all over her damn couch.
Additionally, Katie has been doing a whole lot of shopping, which is normal for most brides, but we all know that Katie Holmes is not the typical blushing bride. Nor is her groom anywhere near the spectrum of the customary male species. Yet I digress.
Actually, I’m quite confused about the details of Katie’s shopping trips, and perhaps soon the paparazzi will soon shed some pictural light on these puzzling purchases
Le Bra Lingerie in West Hollywood: $3,000 Spent
- Bra: $440
- Thong: $340
- Garter belt: $220
- Silk stockings: $95
- Silk nightgown & matching robe trimmed with ostrich feathers: $620
- Lace bra with Swarovski crystals: $380
- Matching thong with crystals: $175
- Two sets of silk pajamas & matching robes: $425 each
While I’m sure that Katie and Tom will have a fabulous Italian honeymoon, what in the hell is Katie going to do with all that lingerie?
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They’re props, like the kid
They’re props, like the kid
Swarovski crystals are such a bore.
Swarovski crystals are such a bore.
Tom’s an idiot.
Don’t do it Tom. For the love of L Ron Hubbard don’t do it. Why? WHY YOU ASK. Well there are two reasons.
1) The bitch is crazy enough to marry you so she’s obviously not to borrow a Days of Thunder quote “hitting on all cylinders”.
2) Why buy the cow when you’re getting the milk for free?
3) She’s got the crazy eyes. Don’t be surprised if you wake up with a dead bunny at the foot of your bed the night after.
Okay it’s three reasons but who’s counting?
Tom’s an idiot.
Don’t do it Tom. For the love of L Ron Hubbard don’t do it. Why? WHY YOU ASK. Well there are two reasons.
1) The bitch is crazy enough to marry you so she’s obviously not to borrow a Days of Thunder quote “hitting on all cylinders”.
2) Why buy the cow when you’re getting the milk for free?
3) She’s got the crazy eyes. Don’t be surprised if you wake up with a dead bunny at the foot of your bed the night after.
Okay it’s three reasons but who’s counting?
What in the hell is Katie going to do with all that lingerie, you ask? Isn’t it painfully obvious? She’s buying the gaudy, overpriced naughties for Tom on their honeymoon……..and I DON’T mean for her to wear FOR him. It’s just another useless ruse.
What in the hell is Katie going to do with all that lingerie, you ask? Isn’t it painfully obvious? She’s buying the gaudy, overpriced naughties for Tom on their honeymoon……..and I DON’T mean for her to wear FOR him. It’s just another useless ruse.
$340 for something that rides up your asscrack?
Cripes, for what she spent for all that she could have gone to Wal-Mart and gotten some right cute bras and panties!
$340 for something that rides up your asscrack?
Cripes, for what she spent for all that she could have gone to Wal-Mart and gotten some right cute bras and panties!