Not only has Kate Moss dumped that useless wad of needle-marks she was dating (hopefully for the last time), she’s also moving on from Agent Provocateur. Kate left behind a sterling body of work, and it didn’t seem likely that Daisy Lowe, her successor, would be able to bring the same oomph to the assignment. Now it turns out that Kate’s replacement isn’t the 18-year-old Miss Lowe, but the 29-year-old Maggie Gyllenhaal. This is a truly surprising choice. Maggie’s cute, sure, but she isn’t known as a sex symbol. She’s more of an indie chick, known for starring in edgy movies like the B&D/S&M epic Secretary and making edgy, politically cretinous remarks. With any luck, this contract means we’ll hear less politics from Maggie, not more politics from Agent Provocateur. (And please, no S&M lingerie.) Anyway, I’ll await the sexy videos with interest.
The New Face of Whorish Underwear
By Mr. Atoz in Adverts, Kate Moss, Maggie Gyllenhaal
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[...] AB: The new face of whorish underwear [...]
Cute?? Maybe to a lesbian volleyball coach, otherwise…
So Maggie’s a bit touched in the head. Maybe she’s a little moonbatty. Call me a lesbian volleyball coach, but she’s my kind of crazy. There’s just something a little exciting, maybe taboo, about somebody who may set your car on fire tomorrow, or may hold you at gunpoint because she’s not sure which ones are the aliens and which ones are still human.
Seriously, they didn’t hire Kate Moss because she’s the darling of the PTA.
There are other ways of keeping her quiet, and improving your mood at the same time, if you know what I mean and I think that you do…
Kim, can u send me the code to ban John Stansbury?
Oh don’t worry, Jeff. Akismet has been grabbing most of his comments already. For some unknown reason, I’ve been rescuing them. :p
What a bad choice. Kate isn’t pretty in my opinion, but better than Maggie the pig girl. I for one do not want to see the pictures, yuck.
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