All right, perhaps not that many skanks. About 998 fewer skanks, if you want to get all technical. Then again, how many skanks do you want? The two skanks in question are Michelle “Bombshell” McGee, who proved that Sandra Bullock could never satisfy Jesse James’ raging hunger for skankitude, and Violet Kowal, who allegedly hooked up with Mel Gibson while Oksana Grigorieva was pregnant with his child and he was separated from his actual wife. (This would make Violet a meta-skank, which has to boost the numbers for “night of way too many skanks” at least a little.) According to TMZ, these two harlots are joining forces for some national tour of strip clubs, dates and places yet to be determined. No word on whether they’ll actually be stripping or just MCing the festivities, but either way it sounds like the two-drink minimum will be absolutely essential for anyone who hopes to make it through the evening.
Adding credibility to this rumor, Kowal has hired Gloria Allred as her legal counsel. Coincidentally, Allred’s bevy of scumball clients just happens to include Ol’ Propeller Tits (possibly NSFW). TMZ says “It’s unclear why Kowal needs legal representation at this point,” but the prospect of sweet, sweet media contracts seems fairly obvious. Fans of this twosome would probably find books, even books with lots of pictures and really wide margins, a little above their pay grade. But a reality TV show sounds like a pretty good bet. Be sure and program your TiVo accordingly.
