We all knew it was only a matter of time, but now it’s finally happened: Paris Hilton is moving into a whorehouse. The button-brained entrepreneuse is currently in London shooting Paris Hilton’s My New BBF, and one could hardly expect a Hilton to stay in a hotel. She stumbled across the former brothel on a house-hunting expedition, and something in the place spoke to her depths:
It has been a Chinese restaurant, a gin palace, an opium den and in the 19th Century it was a brothel. Metal joists where clients were manacled to the wall for their own pleasure have been sympathetically restored so the juicy past of the place isn’t lost.”
Paris has said she wants to relocate permanently to Londonâ€”ample payback for Posh and Becks–and it’s nice to know she’s preparing for a career when her various product endorsements fall through. No word on if the Taiwanese sex swings were as “sympathetically restored” as the S&M manacles, but if not it’s a safe bet Paris will have them re-installed in a jiffy.