The Police’s Sting On Drugs

By Agent Bedhead in Male Whores, Sting

For some unknown reason, The Dimunitive Sting has decided to speak about his distaste for cocaine. Apparently, he sullied his chakras with the white powder back in the 1980s, but it affected certainly physiological processes in a very detrimental manner:stingsm

“[C]ocaine is horrible. It makes you feel uncomfortable in your skin. I was lucky I couldn’t get much of it into my system because it always blocked up my sinuses.

“I realized it was so stupid taking it that, some time after we recorded Ghost In The Machine, I did it one last time, said some kind of ritual incantation and got rid of the rest. I never took it again.”

Ohhhhhh . . . sinus problems can be a real bitch . . . especially in the case of resultant drainage. Can you imagine the disastrous results if (NSFW) Sting had kept it up? Gee, it’s a good thing he quit while he was ahead.



1 comment

NSFW? That’s not safe for anyone, anywhere. The balls! The nappy hair! The butt scratching!

I need to bleach my eyes now.

07.10.07 | 1:25 pm
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