Tuesday, June 17, will be the first day of gay marriage in California following last month’s ruling by the state Supreme Court, and I think we all recognize the factors that led to this historic decision. For example… Nope, not that one. And not that one either. Guess again, smart guy. Give up? Perhaps we should let Tila Tequila explain:

“It is because of me — I definitely think [my show] has helped the movement…. Before it came out, everyone was still a little apprehensive about [same sex relationships],” she said. “Then they realized, ‘Wow, everyone is really into this stuff, and it is fine.’ The next thing you know, [gay marriage] is legal.”

That’s right, gay and lesbian readers: you owe it all to a deranged munchkin’s MTV reality show. Look, Tila Tequila was briefly entertaining in a horrid kind of way, sort of like a squattier Anna Nichole Smith, but statements like this are approaching a Bai Ling level of lunacy. Although Tila and Bai Ling would make a lovely couple. Hey, the girl says she wants to get married. Anyone else hear wedding bells?