Damned if great minds don’t think alike. As a continuation of the agent bedhead’s earlier Kelly Osbourne news.

Normally I’m all for the display of boobies. Big boobies, small boobies, real boobies fake boobies, it doesn’t matter, I like boobies. I’m just not there’s enough photoshopping talent in the world to make Kelly Osbourne a sex symbol.*

Kelly Osbourne wants to pose nude in Playboy magazine. The rock heiress is prepared to bare absolutely everything for a centerfold in the men’s publication – but would insist editors touch her up to make her look better.

She says, “I’d go fully nude, but I’d have to have some airbrushing on my tits.”

Always the lady isn’t she?

What the hell, really, why can’t Kelly just be like other semi-starlets these days and bare her beaver (please god no) / nips to the paparazzi? If you ask me she’s just being rude, arrogant and down right unreasonable. If for some reason the editors at Playboy do have a lapse in judgment we’ll be in for a treat never before seen, good or bad is yet to be determined. Well I say lapse in judgment, but maybe it’s the gallon of cough syrup I drank this morning talking. I mean who wouldn’t want to see this scorching hot, young, willing and eager tartlett in the buff? Be sure to print out and save this handy dandy guide so you don’t miss any of her ‘tats.

• Her first tattoo was a small pink heart on her left hip.Rumored it has been covered it up with something else.
• Heart on her left pinky; she got matching ones with her ex-boyfriend Bert McCracken.
• Maroon colored angel wings tattooed on her shoulder blades.
• Star on the nape of her neck.
• A skull with crossbones on each foot.
• Disney’s “Tinkerbell” on her lower back.
• Heart with crossbones on her right wrist.
• “Jack”, “Jack Osbourne” on her inner left wrist.
• Heart shaped locket, with a matching key on the inside of her right forearm with the words: “Daddy” and just beneath is a banner that says “This too shall pass”.
• An anchor on her outer forearm just below her elbow.
• A keyboard on her left arm.
• Words in French between her angel wings which has been translated to “I Love My Mother”
• A small green four leaf clover on her lower arm.

All she’s missing is the blue moon and purple horse shoe to complete the Lucky Charms set.

* Yeah, I can’t believe I used the phrases Kelly Osbourne and sex symbol in the same sentence without the use of anti preceding the later.

Tattoo information source.