Although it seems like Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty have only just celebrated (with a kiss) the latter’s early release from Wormwood Scrubs prison, the two wastrels are back at it again. This time, the pair celebrated the news that Winehouse won’t face criminal charges over her notorious crack-smoking video. This lovely development is due to the smashingly brilliant drug laws of England:

In law, proof of possession needs a substance to be found on an individual and for that substance to be forensically tested and proved to contain a banned substance.

… video evidence alone was not enough to secure a conviction.

Although Winehouse is worth $20 million dollars, she looked her usual unkempt self as she and Doherty attempted to get into a jazz club after it had shut down for the night. Then, the duo stopped off at a petrol station where Doherty purchased the latest NME magazine, which features his mug on the cover. In the interim, Doherty really should have checked his head.

This episode bears a strong resemblance to Pete Doherty’s last crotch problem, but ’tis not nearly as hilariously painful as the problem with David Beckham’s crotch. You win some, eh mates?