Greetings, all. Agent Bedhead has invited me to contribute the occasional post to this site, something I’ll be happy to do when I’m not busy using the Atavachron to send Captain Kirk and his pointy-eared friend to various random time-travel destinations. Of course, anything that takes me away from important responsibilities like that had better be pretty significant.
Like, for example, the ongoing career of Lindsay Lohan, which, as somebody-or-other says, is “developing.” Apparently everyone”’s favorite Mean Girl/bulimic coke whore is about to sign a modeling contract with the pricey Louis Vuitton label, where designer Marc Jacobs is going for a younger, more “cartoony” image. Lindsay will be the perfect spokescreature for Vuitton’s new designer line of spring-loaded grade school lunchboxes. Their special cartoony feature? When you put food in the box, it pops right back out!
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That would be a good fit too! Nice to meet you Mr. A, and I look forward to reading more from you!
Soo appropriate, too. i don’t know if developing is quite accurate, either..
welcome to the neighbourhood, mr. atoz!
*gives welcoming plate of cookies*
you’re going to like it here
Hey, thanks for the warm welcome. Now… what happened to those cookies?
oh, i’m sorry — do you want a glass of milk, too?
Agent Bed Head grows a posse…
And he’s just as bitchy as the boss…….
A! Nice stuff. I am ashamed! But may I add Lindsay said I tasted just like Mayport shrimp, fresh off the boat? Gee.
Nice to meet you
I’ve can’t understand what anyone sees in Lohan. She’s even worse than Jessica Simpson imo.
Welcome, Mr. A!
You should grow accustomed to us…eventually.
Double stufs! I’m tellin’ ya! That girl needs some oreos…STAT!
They’ll go nicely in the louis lunchboxes.
Welcomet to the neighborhood, Mr. A.
Mr. A, you’ve been given the keys to one of the hottest spots in the ‘sphere. Treat it accordingly…
Yeah, I’m jealous she didn’t ask me.
Hello Mr. Atoz. I’d be interested in seeing that that lunchbox, but I’m holding out for the Halle Berry model.
Um. What? I don’t have a joke here… it’s true!
Meet you at the Vomitorium!
Welcome to the fun-filled world of Blogging, Mr. Atoz. Yes, the patients are running the asylum. Why do you ask?
Aheh.
Welcome Mr. A!
If you can survive this then you can survive anything, as long as Kirk is kept as far away from me as possible.
*extra note* even the blogmeet pics weren’t as bad as that Lohan one!
.. man, that was mean…
… sure she’s a coke whore.. but at least the bulimia has killed her gag reflex… so in the right hands, she could still be pretty useful”’
Happy St. Patrick’s Day & Meanderings…
Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader has a good old fashioned link dumping post to throw your way right now. First off… To those of you of Irish extraction – or those of you pretending for this one day to……
“…Marc Jacobs is going for a younger, more “cartoony” image.” Or is that a younger, more “cokehead” image?
Welcome Mr. A!
So glad that y’all are warming up to Mr. A… he’ll have a good time around here, for sure.
oh thank God…I was thinking it was me…
I really can’t keep track any more.