Silk: Heya sadie hun.
Sadie: (looking around as if trying to avoid a certain accentless Irishman) Silk…you do realize that one of my main goals here in fact is to embarrass JL at least once…perhaps twice. Hope you don’t mind….
Silk: Dear god do the questions get harder? I shudder to think what might be asked, I may be called upon to attempt wit to divert the answers!
Sadie: Haha. We’ve yet to get started, silliest one. Don’t worry, no bother…I take all responsibility for any embarrassment of Will. In fact, I insist on it. (both girls giggle) So obviously I must do some semi-serious questions first…. Have you ever disliked someone for being luckier, more successful, or more attractive than you?
Silk: There are people luckier, more successful and hotter than me???? That”””s a nope, if people do better then they probably worked harder…if not damn nice one. I may actually be above pettiness, how fantastic am I?
Sadie: If you were to be cremated, where would you want your ashes scattered?
Silk: Over the head of someone I don’t like? How icky can you get…I bet that would spoil their whole day and make sure they certainly remember me! (smiles)
Sadie: If you gained any one ability, what would you want it to be?
Silk: Oh it”””s a toss up between telepathy and super strength. Telepathy because come on–it would be Uber Cool to be able to read people”””s minds and be able to show them what”””s in yours should the need ever arise, plus on a scale of wickedness I would be a complete twat and send funny images and jokes into peoples minds at completely inappropriate times causing laughter and stern looks…plus if I ever develop an enemy, they so would never get a moment’s peace ever! Super strength well, I always wanted to be able to totally kick ass. Damn i suddenly realized I talk far too much and say bugger all!
Sadie: Now then to talking about writing…What are your best and worst moments in your past months of blogging, and when writer’s block hits, how do you overcome it?
Silk: Hmmm? Overall I think my whole blogging experience has been good. I have a nasty tendency for self expression through writing rather than speaking and the blog gives me a good forum for that. Add to the bonus of meeting fellow bloggers (some of which I shall be seeing very soon down old London way) and seeing the way they relate to what I write and having them tickle me with their escapades or prod me towards more serious thought I simply enjoy the experience and the odd little feeling of community it provides. The drawback is that it does kind of display your activities to perhaps other people with their critical views but pffft I’m too ignorant to let that bother me.
As for writers block? I have yet to suffer from it. The blog is a space for my ramblings and as of my soon to be 24 years of life I have never failed to contain a ramble. if I ever should I wouldn’t consider it writers block, more likely that I need to go out and grab myself a life so I have something to talk about!
Sadie: What is your take on confessional blogging, that is, those who "bare their souls" online? Are these people shamelessly pitiful, or to a certain degree, are they actually worthy of respect?
Silk: (slight blushing) You know i can’t actually answer that question lol. Secrets revealed, I too also have a so called ‘confessional blog’ (Cringes.) However, it is a very private space. Some things in life just shouldn’t be up for grabs in the public forum and thus I maintain my measure of dignity. I don’t understand people who lay their inner most thoughts on the public platter then leave room for commenting, how do you get any form of peace that way? Some say it must take a lot of courage for people to bare their souls in such a way. I don’t see it. It seems that to them any attention is good attention and worth getting at their own expense, I have little time for it all, yet do I contradict myself by still owning a piece of that cyberspace for myself? Pass!
Sadie: What three adjectives other people might use to describe your personality?
Silk: Hahaha!! Wait while I look up the meaning of the word adjective. Juuust kidding… erm… quirky, needy and rude. Is that an adjective? Perhaps I should’ve looked it up…
Sadie: If you could choose only five people to ever hang out with ever again, who would they be?
Silk: Oh god that really is tough. Colz and rach naturally–they are like one person so I may cheat here, Willard, much to his distress I’m sure. (Thinks.) Tom and Shelly..again one person…honestly its a package deal…and Monty. And lastly Oli!
Sadie: If you knew that there would be a nuclear war in one week, what would you do?
Silk: Have someone kiss my ass goodbye for me as I’m not suitably bendy enough to achieve that goal….although I am bendy enough for plenty other things!
Sadie: Bendy?!? Okay good interlude here to the racy questions. So distract yourself here with the random completions, and I shall meet you on the flip side.
Silk: Ah to hell with it, I have nothing better to do. I was gonna post, but I have bugger all to say so answers ahoy!
All I need is…..hope and someone who believes in me.
Love is…..all around? No wait that”””s a song…love is different for everyone.
I dream about……OH so many sick twisted things, where are the cute fluffy bunny dreams, damnit???
I daydream about….naked Will. Nahhh not all the time…erm my dream house.
Elvis Girl or Beatles Girl? erm erm Elvis? I was just in Vegas I have to say that. The Beatles don”””t do the swivel thingy.
Silk amuses herself with visions of JL doing the hip swivel thingy whilst she wonders where Sadie went with those embarrassing sex questions….
Sadie returns to find Silk doing her imitation of said mental image…at which point Mirthy One collapses on the floor in fits of giggles. Silk begins reading the questions outloud….
Silk: What is the best way to initiate a first kiss? Is Kilgore single? Cause he swooned me with his answer…oh wait this is my answer….it should be spontaneous, those are the best kind. You find yourself leaning towards him, he leans towards you, lips touch tenderly for the first time….
Five most underrated erogenous zones! On a woman? I have erogenous zones?
What do you never say after sex? That”””s it? or perhaps ‘tickle tickle’ this results in bodily injury as you hit the floor when he kicks you out of bed
What do you always say after sex? Mmmm again please! Obviously I only have sex with hot guys who are ace in bed.
What is the biggest mistake a woman can make in bed? Faking it, damnit if he”””s doing it wrong I should know him well enough to tell him
What is the biggest mistake a man can make in bed? Be shy on taking advice. All us girls are different you know.
What is the best music for sex? Hmmm Paula Cole ”””Feelin Love””? is a good start, I’ll pass on anything during because like Willard I will sing along and people get offended cause my singing sucks.
How much noise is too much noise? Hey if I get noisy its your job to shush me, just don”””t smother me.
If your woman has low self-esteem about her body, how do you boost her morale!? I don”””t have a woman…but if I’m self conscious be respectful of that, be gentle and show me what you love about me.
Is it worse for a woman to fake an orgasm or obviously not climax? Faking it is worse, what was the point of the sex? Its a two person act and unless your handing out cash afterwards then both people should be involved in the enjoyment.
Can you have a good relationship if the sex is just okay, not great? Definitely, I don’t rate sex that highly anyway. If they can tolerate me they”””re a winner. (sticks tongue out)
If you have bad sex with a woman three times, but you”””re still attracted to her, is there hope for continuing? I’ve had sex with a woman three times? She obviously wasn”””t any good at all cause I don”””t remember but hell I’m sure I still like her. Sex isn”””t everything, I don”””t have sex with my friends but we still get on great.
Bad sex is mostly due to what? Poor communication, everyone is different. If you know someone well enough to dive between the sheets or your up front enough to do it without knowing them well you should have the guts or the grounds to tell each other what you want and like.
Can best friends become lovers or stop and stay friends??? Depends on the maturity of the people and the strength of the relationship before the hopping into bed. A lot of people get unnecessarily childish when it comes to the end of relationships. Petty name calling and begrudging of the other persons happiness just isn’t needed, even if the breakup was bad. If you care about someone enough to be their best friend and then even more so to sleep with them, then why the hell cant you adjust your psyche enough to play nice afterwards? Unless of course the git did something unforgivable…then however they just make themselves not worthy of your time. You spent enough time dating them already move on, find new shag partner, be merry.
Ta-da! Mission accomplished I think…you know if you wanted serious answers I may have to ask someone else to write these responses on paper for me.
Sadie: Bygones. Oooh ooh…got one for you! Hehe..he’s so going to kill me. What is funnier than choking on a breast?
Silk: Ahh. Watching Will trying to explain to everyone that it was not actually a breast? He gets flustered far too easily if during this diatribe of confession i should happen to type lol or even mmm hmmm and it makes matters far, far worse. Actually, in my evilness I laugh at just about everything. People falling over cracks me up no end, leons leg falling off? Once I had to sit down on the floor cause my legs just gave way I was laughing so bad….the man got his face wedged in a woman”””s butt for christ sake, the odds of that are so amazing I couldn”””t begin to calculate them! Life in general is completely hilarious. It has to be else how else would you get through the crappy bits.
Sadie: UGH. Crappy bits.
Note: When asked, JL emailed his rebuttal to the face-in-ass allegation as follows…
"Haha. You sure she didn’t mean my ‘head’ 
Wait a sec. wtf? What HAS she been saying? she said she may have mentioned just one story about me but i thought it was the "stuck zipper" story or something… or was it the elbow one? Bleh, can’t remember now… O_O"
Sadie: Lot of help HE turns out to be….hahha. Anyhoo Silk….What age would you like to choose and stay there for the rest of your life?
Silk: My mental age has decided that 5 is a good ripe year for me, or so the critics say while I point at them and giggle. The rest of me, I don’t really mind too much what age I am (I can say that cause I’m 24 and everything is still perky! With age comes experience and damned if I wanna miss out on anything.
Sadie: What character on any current TV show would you choose to be?
Silk: Wow the pressure of thinking of a TV show that i actually watch…Erm sad as it seems I say Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and I think I’ll be Buffy. Crap name but hey she has good mates, kicks ass, saves the worlds and even beds two nice blokes….I’ll skip the Riley series though the guy is a walking plank of wood.
Sadie: Allllmost done now. So…How many beauty or health products do you use on a daily basis?
Silk: Argh erm wow I dunno. Actually define a beauty or health product? Actually skip the health product I’m certain I dont use those. Shampoo and conditioner for my hair, that’s two. The spritzy stuff when I dry it, and naturally soap, that”””s four. Erm four things from my makeup bag is eight and a moisturizer cleansy thing at night. ok overall nine…ok I’m vainer than I thought. Your toothbrush and stuff just doesn”””t count right???? If I reach double figures then realize how little effect it actually has on making my look hot enough to get a date I’m gonna kill myself.
Sadie: Okay. One question you can ask anyone and get an honest answer guaranteed….
Silk: Oh god erm this actually requires a heap of thought.
Will – Are we going to see a DECENT movie this time? If he says no this means I will go to London fully prepared to grope him in the cinema…think wisely luv….
Sadie: Okay last one so I can just stop fookin’ laughing–If you were to be recognized by posterity for one thing, what would you like to be known for?
Silk: Making people smile. (barfs at her own sappiness)
