SCENE: A prison cell. Paris Hilton is slumped on bunk wearing prison stripes under Lacroix bolero jacket & Chloe triple-strap pumps, reading a copy of Institutional Living & eating candy corn. A guard, Large Marge, unlocks the bars & shoves Lindsay Lohan in.
LARGE MARGE: Say hello to your new cellmate, Princess!
PARIS: What the f*ck?? Where’s Nicole? This isn’t in the script!
LINDSAY: There is no script, you idiot, we’re in prison!
PARIS: (angrily pulls out cell phone) That producer is so fired
LINDSAY: God I’m bored. Where’s the party in here?
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If only you could work in the same sort of picture that you did for Tookie & Scott Peterson.
well, paris did call lindsay a lesbo in that text mail exchange
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