Justin Timberlake decided to disappoint his late-era fans by attending a “Shrek the Third” press conference looking, well, a bit like his former self:
The arbitrary sexiness of Timberlake is a topic not unfamiliar to Agent Bedhead readers. Unfortunately, it necessitates another mention that Justin is riding a fine line between bringing sexy back and leaving a jump drive full of sexy on the mensroom floor, whereupon it could either get profusely urinated upon or uploaded to YouTube and observed as a stark reminder of what sexy could have been.
What I’m trying to say is this: Shave it off, man, before it’s too late!
See also Justin Timberlake’s New Look Is Confusing, The Many Shirts Of Justin Timberlake, and From Justin To Kevin.
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The idea that anything shown here in this missive is even remotely sexy…?
OK that does it, women are officially crazy.
Judging by the complexion and neckbeard, he’s developed a crippling addiction to WOW.
That type of shit happens when Justin’s boyfriend is out of town and can’t keep him in check.
Never found anything sexy about JT.
looks a bit like Elijah Wood on a bender, or like he’s been borrowing Pete Doherty’s sexy
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