Stephen Colbert has been eroding morale and sniping at the Bush Administration and all its works for—well, roughly forever. Of course, he’s a bit vague when it comes to explaining how he would deal with terrorist threats. But Colbert has finally stepped up to the plate and offered an innovative, hi-tech plan that focuses on that under-utilized personal weapon, the lightsaber. Colbert busted a few Jedi moves in front of a bluescreen and invited fans to Photoshop it into an apparent battle scene, just like the photographers for Reuters. As a result, you can now watch Colbert fighting in various Star Wars settings, including a battle with the dreaded Rancor. He also takes on the Numa Numa Star Wars kid. Given Colbert’s views on the War on Terror, that sounds like about his speed.

(H/t to Egotastic)