Last night, Conan O’Brien did something kind of awesome by shooting wax replicas of Tom Cruise and Henry Winkler out of cannons. Now, I didn’t actually watch this episode… for I, the television illiterate one, was frantically trying to figure out what fucking time Jimmy Kimmel airs in my city. (And I’d go into more detail, but I’m attempting to pimp Inglourious Basterds on a sustainable schedule that skips at least one day in-between posts.) Ahem. Furthermore, I’ve not watched Conan in many years, ever since the Masturbating Bear and Robot On A Toilet sketches got shit-canned. At any rate, this cannon stunt may give me reason to tune in again.