Charlie Sheen’s fiancée Brooke Mueller is all set to become Mrs. Sheen #3, apparently. The two are set to get married at the end of this month, in a casual ceremony. “No ties at my wedding,” Charlie vows. “It’s going to be hot. I want people to be comfortable.” In a switch from previous Sheen get-togethers, pants will be worn.

So that’s it. Brooke Mueller is either blind with love or some sort of scheming mantrap, edging out the competition to marry one of Hollywood’s most desirable recently single men. Who could pass up a chance to nail the man who shot Kelly Preston, indulged in hooker-cheerleader threesomes, left messages mocking his wife’s cancer-ridden mother, and was named a “Living Legend of Sex” by Maxim magazine? With this wedding, Brooke is sending a clear message to the rest of you Mrs. Charlie Sheen wannabes: “Back off, bitches! He’s taken!”