Bloody hell! Just what I needed to see before heading back to sleep — Eli “Killjoy” Roth & Robert “Wash Me” Pattinson blatantly crossing their hair streams like some Nostradamus shit. Oh sure, this little “encounter” took place under the auspices of amfAR’s Cinema Against AIDS benefit, but let me assure you that the meeting of these two heads of hair was wholly premeditated. Dr. Venkman would not be amused, boys.
At this so-called “charity event,” the level of sheer debauchery would make Dionysus’ ass cheeks blush. Leading the charge, Sharon Stone had her way onstage with the young, strapping Rob before putting poor Diane Kruger in a headlock. Rumour also has it that, when a private Basterds screening went up for auction, Eli tauntingly waved his bat around and tossed a stream of “fucks” into the audience. Oh sure, the Euros came pouring in, but who the fuck really talks like that?
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