Hypothetically speaking, if there were an actual mental disorder that showed symptoms of Cruise Fatigue, it could be cured with VITAMINS!!!
Seriously though, aren’t we all a little tired of this Cruise crap? It would seem as such, given the chilling effect upon box-office sales.
And while I have your attention, can I ask what’s up with the overgrown bangs that Katie Holmes was seen hiding underneath at the MI3 premiere?
Working under Cruise’s publicity-oriented mindset, do bangs make a woman appear more doting and maternal? I think not.
* Thanx to Double Agent Gaydar.
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She hasn’t gotten all the thetans out of her hair yet. All she has to do now is remove that goofy looking one under her arm…
Maybe Tom told her that her hairdressers were all “haters” and on Prozac and that she is no longer allowed to get her hair cut?
She looks like she needs a bath. Let me at those bangs! Snip!
Did you see the thing about Tom on Dateline NBC last night? Pretty funny, although unintentionally so.
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