This must be some sort of nerd apotheosis. Compared to Beauty and the Geek peripheral jeans, that Tron Guy looks as hip and studly as Daniel Craig. As fashion, the jeans are essentially a waist-to-ankle pocket protector. More prosaically, they feature a functional keyboard across the lap, speakers built into the knees (which probably creates an outstanding stereo effect, provided you can type with your legs wrapped around your ears) and a hip pocket custom-designed to hold the mouse. I suspect the comment that gamers will find “a joystick controller located just behind the front zipper” is little more than hype. Still, there’s no question that these cyber-pants will make masturbating while surfing internet pr0n ergonomically efficient in ways our forefathers could only have dreamed of.

You’ll find additional description at the link, along with lots more pictures of the cyber-pants in action. Pathetically, this picture was the coolest of the lot.

(Via Geekologie.)