The insufferable Madonna, who just celebrated her 51st birthday by banging her 22-year old boyfriend, simply refuses to age like any mere mortal woman would do. Instead, Madge spends most of her time frantically trying to turn back the clock with countless “cutting edge” plastic surgeries, several hours of exercise per day, and close to no food at all. And, I gotta hand it to her, because Madge pretty much looks like an alien who’s undergone plastic surgeries, exercises excessively, and eats a bunch of tasteless macrobiotic crap. The creative digital wizards at Worth 1000 are on to the likes of Madonna, as well as other such horrible creatures as emos, athletes who fake it, and she who labels the unwashed proletariat masses as roaches and pedestrians. Hence these demotivational posters:
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