Gaahh. Like once wasn’t enough? Paris Hilton has revealed that she intends to have herself frozen when she dies. Theoretically, she could be brought back to life once the world has achieved a sufficiently advanced level of technology and a sufficiently warped level of judgment. According to Paris:

It’s so cool. Almost all the cells in the body are still alive when death is pronounced. And if you’re immediately cooled, you can be perfectly preserved. My life could be extended by hundreds and thousands of years.

So much for the miracles of modern medicine. From now on, I’m instructing my doctors to take no heroic measures if I develop so much as a case of tennis elbow. I don’t think I want to have my life extended into the Paris Hilton Millennium.

Incidentally, Paris also plans to turn her Yorkie Cinderella and that annoying chihuahua Tinkerbell into dogsicles, which will be thawed out concurrently with her resurrection. I believe this is more or less the same scenario Montgomery Burns had in mind for Smithers.