Amy Winehouse is the latest thing on the British music scene, and despite her claim that she’s basically Donna Reed, her out-of-control lifestyle makes her sound more like Pete Doherty’s long-lost twin sister. In addition to drinking and drugs, she’s a former cutter with a history of eating disorders. All of which tends to give her recent marriage to Blake Fielder-Civil a creepy/romantic vibe that’s awfully similar to the ongoing Pete-and-Kate soap opera. Now comes word that Amy wants to memorialize their love by getting her vaj tattooed.

The gap-toothed singer already has Blake Fielder-Civil’s full name tattooed on her left breast, but Amy wants to add to her extensive collection of skin graffiti by getting his initials intertwined with hers, etched somewhere down next to her beef curtains. In light of her rather active love life, she and Blake might want to consider a more appropriate crotch tattoo. Maybe something like this:

Good luck with those lifestyle choices, Amy. Remember: There was a time when Courtney Love was taken seriously as a singer.