I really shouldn”’t be posting this, because Charlotte Church is a woman whose surly public vulgarity has occasionally inspired Jeff to comment. Here, for example. And here. Also here. And hey, look”’here”’s another one. But we could go on all day like this.

Right now, Charlotte is bitch-slapping her boyfriend, rugby star Gavin Henson, for making disparaging remarks about the way her butt spilled out of a bikini bottom. (You be the judge: somewhat NSFW pics of Henson exploring Church”’s bikini bottom can be seen here, if you”’re into that sort of thing.) On other occasions, Charlotte has slagged off 9-11, Americans in general, Pink, Cheryl Tweedy, and people who weigh less than her. Basically, the girl comes off as an obnoxious, loudmouthed chav (chavness is explained here). But as the article on this latest outburst points out, Charlotte knows her audience and what they want in terms of celebrity boorishness. Anyway, you have to give points to someone who will say:

When I heard Paris Hilton’s single, I thought, ‘Wow, isn’t it amazing what Nasa technology can do with someone’s voice’. Paris is bloody awful. Honestly, I heard a bit of it on the radio and it’s terrible.

Right on, Charlotte. You go, girl.