ATTENTION: David Beckham would like to dedicate this scratch to the few remaining people who haven’t stared at his package lately.
Seriously, what is it with David Beckham foisting his manhood upon us? The guy will literally try anything — overwrought displays of anguish and pain, aimless roaming of hands, and, when the situation becomes desperate, honest-to-goodness digital enhancement — to remind us that he’s more than just a very wealthy footballer married to a pair of implants. Dude, you’ve already got those damn billboards… Just enough.
Becks continues to violate our delicate sensibilities below by reminding us of the existence of his six-pack abs and happy trail, which conveniently leads us to… his crotch!
Thanx to Michael K. at DListed for this imagery.
5 comments
[...] It’s all about Dvid Beckham’s peen (ABH) [...]
You like that crack head Pete What’sname….I like David Beckham. Need more photos, please.
[...] Can you give David Beckham a hand? (AgentBedhead) [...]
[...] David Beckham just can’t keep his hands off himself [...]
I used to think David Beckham was a total hottie. Then I heard him talk. Now he’s not hot even when he’s groping himself.
I wish he’d keep his fucking yap shut.
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