This Is Going to End Badly

As the Agent noted below, the Spice Girls are planning a reunion tour, just as the Book of Revelation predicted. (I believe this was slated to occur right before the moon ran red with blood.) While the Girls are catching up on old times and complimenting each other on their kids, Posh and Ginger can have fun discussing Geri Halliwell’s achievements as an author. Last April Geri signed a six-book contract with Macmillan Publishers to write a series of books about the adventures of nine-year-old Ugenia Lavender. The first book is due out next year, and here’s a sample:

In the middle of Musical Startroopers Ugenia heard a noise that sounded like an over-excited army trumpet. It came from Posh Princess Vatoria’s bottom.

“Ooh, that was a good one!” giggled Posh Princess Vatoria, as an eggy smell wafted through the treehouse.

So, posh princesses are just like us! thought Ugenia with amazement—a second before Posh Princess Vatoria did another, even louder one.

No doubt it’s pure coincidence that Ugenia also sees “Davey Bockham” kicking a football around. With any luck, this sort of thinly veiled hostility might lead to a major catfight somewhere around the third stop on this 11-city tour.