Lindsay Lohan seems hell bent on becoming some kind of ultra-creepy action hero. Not long ago she was sending Joss Whedon come-hither looks in hopes of being cast as Wonder Woman (presumably she could battle her foes with the Lasso of Negative Body Image). Now she’s being touted for the role of manga lust-object Sailor Moon, in yet another possible Joss Whedon venture.
People are saying Lohan might pull this one off, since the part requires little or no acting skill and Lindsay’s got that “cartoonish� look. (Remember, you heard it here first.) I didn’t realize “cartoonish� was the new shorthand for “empty-headed, coked-up trollop,� but it’s hard to keep up with these Hollywood hepcats and their ever-evolving hipster argot.
