A little old, but still well worth reporting: Now that Amy Winehouse is out of rehab and looking, if not good, at least less godawful than she looked a month ago, she’s decided to take the next logical step and move in to Ozzy Osbourne’s guest cottage:

The cottage is perfect. And there will be no temptations like there are in London. Also, the security around the house is already tight after a spate of break-ins so there is no chance of anyone being able to follow her.

It makes more sense than hanging out with Pete Doherty. Of course, fighting your addiction by praying to a stalk of broccoli while wearing a live badger for a hat makes more sense than hanging out with Pete Doherty, so that’s really not setting the bar terribly high. The main virtue of this plan is that it has the makings of the greatest reality TV show ever. If VH1 or Fuse TV can get a camera crew in there to record Amy Winehouse, zoned out of her mind on animal tranquilizers, careening around on an ATV while Ozzy Osbourne screams five solid minutes of bleeped-out profanity at her, I’ll rearrange my entire schedule just to be on the couch in front of the TV at the start of every episode. Tivo be damned.

(Via ONTD.)