This Works Like a Charm on the Babes in Stuttgart

David Hasselhoff is back on the market now that his divorce from Pamela Bach has been finalized, and you’d expect the ladies to be all over him (to quote some futuristic guy) like flies on a very seductive pile of manure. But according to The Gatecrasher, either the Hoff’s pickup skills have seriously atrophied or he’s been taking lessons from Zapp Brannigan. Gatecrasher passes on this story about three people in a bar who had just left a taping of Hasselhoff’s current gig America’s Got Talent:

“The female of the group [a busty, cute brunette] was approached by the assistant of David Hasselhoff after the taping, and he gave her an autographed photo of him. On the back of the photo was the assistant’s phone number and a suggestion that she get in touch with ‘them.’”

The whole group, incidentally, was laughing about this unspeakably lame approach, which wouldn’t work much better on women in Germany or anywhere else in the world. The Hoff is going to have to step up his game significantly if he expects to find someone willing to join in him in the bedroom. Or, as Zapp calls it, the Love-nasium.