This Year, There Will Be No Leftovers

Happy Fucking Thanksgiving, mates! What better way to celebrate than by revisiting Eli Roth’s Thanksgiving trailer? Supposedly, Mr. Killjoy himself is in pre-production for a feature-length version of this slasher throwback, and word on the street is that the necessary funds are already sitting in a bank account. (Get to work and stop Twittering, Roth.) The trailer itself is rather NSFF (not-safe-for-family), but it’s pretty fucking hilarious. Keep an eye out for Michael Biehn (“Son of a bitch…”) as well as Jordan Ladd, who gives head to Mr. Killjoy as he loses his own head. All of this makes me rather grateful to be a vegetarian. Suck it, carnivores!